(Laying in bed watching Jay Leno)
LA: "Hunny, on my question contest... a girl named Julie asked if I like gnomes... and I said No...but Tyson does..."
Tyson: "I don't like them, I am one!"
LA: "Huh? When! Show me a photo of Gnome-Tyson"
Tyson: "Every photo taken before I met you...?!"
LA: (Then I CRACK UP) "...oh ya."
Whoever said you can't change a man=wrong. This post needs before and after pictures, lol.