i was _____ for the first time

On Saturday, Mom and Amanda made Strawberry Daquari's for everyone :] They were really strong... and we got giggly. On the drive out to the cabin, Keith bought a whole buncha fireworks for Canada Day and we all headed down to the beach around midnight, with new drinks in hand (after Mom, Amanda and me did a double shot). The walk alone was seriously hilarious. I remember me and Amanda skipping and hugging lots. We got to the beach, set off the fireworks and I eeek'd at every one. Then... Matt, Keith, Me and Amanda stripped down to our gitchies and went swimming under the stars . Kody and Mom stayed on the beach. The four of us giggled and laughed so much! We were swimming in a cove and there were lots of rocks. Everyone made it out of the water, and I was having THE HARDEST TIME! I had rubber legs and it felt like i was walking on glass. That combination (plus big waves) caused me to fall backwards into less than a foot of water at least 10 times. And I couldn't stop laughing. And everytime I fell, my legs went straight into the air! I was drunk for the first time in my life. It was so hard to get out, and when i finally did... I decided I didn't want to wear my wet bra and panties under my clothes, so I said, 'don't shine the flashlights over here'. Matt didn't hear that, and consequently, my brother in law saw my parts. lol. ps. my bum is quite bruised from falling. worth it. and for everything else, there's mastercard.

11 comments:

  1. hiiihihiiihiihih.
    i can imagine all this in my head. ;)

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  2. oh my goodnes...sounds like the perfect canada day celebration to me...how ya feeling now? Glad you are having such fun moments!

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  3. I feel pretty good :) I'm not sick anymore!! YAAAAY!

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  4. my freaking word... that's hilarious! that's all i can say... i'll be laughing about this all day.

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  5. I love this... what a great memory!

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  6. when i drank too much longislandicetea this weekend, i ended up in bed with a bowlful of crackers that i apparantly force fed owen even though i was the nauseated one!

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  7. OMG how is it that this is the first time you have ever been drunk? That is absolutely hilarious and a great little tale to tell!

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  8. And if your gonna get drunk for the first time, Canada Day is the perfect day for it. And of course, having your family around to enjoy the hilarity with you is extra cool. Sounds like you had a blast - worth the pain. I had several drinks yesterday after too much time (and ice cream) in the sun and it only led to the discovery of how much more entertaining Guitar Hero can be!

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  9. Ok, that is one of the funniest stories I have heard in a while...I seriously just started giggling when I read it! The flashing part is the best!!

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  10. I can imagine all of that in my head too. How funny that could have been. And what a funny way to end it.

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