convo with karisa

Random things that can be heard if walking by me and Karisa's conversation tonight

(Me/Karisa/July...Circa 2001)

• "Do you want your husband to BE a subsandwich?!"
• "So ah, have you kissed anyone ever yet?"
• "Come inside spawn of satan."

• "he tore his shirt in half like the Hulk, reconfigured it into a short-shirt and mini-skirt...and pretended to be Brittney Spears. "
• "He was digging a hole for a pipe. For what? It's the mouse underground railroad--but that's another story."
• "She pees sideways. It feels less dirty."
• "You could even win a free car. /Ya-but then you have to pay taxes on it. /It's a free car. Don't complain."
• "Oh, I remember why I called. I need apologize to you b/c i once said to you i hate the show 'King of Queens'. I was wrong. It is the funniest and my new favorite show."
• "We don't swim much, but i got a really cute new bathing suit...so i can if i want."